Which is an issue, because I finish at 4. Not just another day at the office For a couple of days before my period starts, I am so horny I can't stand it. Maybe a quick self-love sesh in the toilets could make me more creative, more efficient, and less full of despair and lethargy. I like it on occasion, but I can happily do without. But usually it is enough to feel the start of pleasure building even if I have to go the bathroom and finish myself off. Here, all the lessons of the preceding week come together: So I decided to do an experiment:
As a freelance writer, I divide my time between various poncy London offices and my Brighton living room.
Adorable young office assistant masturbating at the desk
Another day at the orifice I like to close my office door and get online and read erotic sex stories and look at naked beautiful women. My nipples are tingling and my cunt is aching just writing this. And in the interests of equality and science, I also recruited Andyone of our writers, our new agony uncle, and a person with a penis, to test out the technique too. Thus I pass a cramped, frustrating eternity rebooting my cobwebbed spankbank, much as one might wrangle an ancient Nokia back to life for a final nostalgic game of Snake. The orgasm I get is incredible! Tight Friction Sometimes when I am work I get so uptight I need to have some personal pleasuring to get me though.