Fair Review Project: Gospel According to Rhys

What’s this? It’s a review for the Fair Review Project. Since this is meant to be a review of a blog itself, I’m not doing a Well Read review, but I figure it’ll be a good place to find victims suggested sites for reviews later.

The Gospel According to Rhys is a blog that I’ve seen around quite a few places, but never had occassion to take a closer look at before. Now that Rhys has opened the Fair Review project, I figured it would be nice to take a look at his own blog for my review.

Design: Okay, I must admit I’m a bit unimpressed by the design here. It’s really crowded, featuring three columns, two large ads, all kinds of widgety “latest” updates, large buttons for bookmarking and subscribing to the blog… and a fairly small logo after all that. The fact that the title’s way over to the left and the actual blog entries are way over to the left lead my brain to ignore the right half of the page entirely — though after I scrolled back up and looked more carefully, I realized there actually was non-ad stuff over there too. The basically clean design would be perfectly good if it weren’t so crowded, and if it’s going to host that much information, it needs to be a stronger design. As it is, I’d probably close the tab pretty quickly if the blog headline didn’t catch my eye.

Entries: Luckily, the blog headlines did catch my eye. In addition to the entry promoting the Fair Review Project, his post on the value of reviewing big-name bloggers (or lack thereof) is really well-written, with just enough informality to be fun, but enough serious discussion to be worth reading and make a good point. Going further back, his entries generally seem to achieve that good combination of humor and point that makes for interesting blog reading.

Overall: I gotta say, Rhys, your blog is perhaps not one I would check every day, but it’s definitely the sort of thing that ends up in my feed reader. Quality content makes up for what lacks in design.

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On the Road Again

Just finished reading On the Road, which I usually end up doing once a summer.

This time it made me feel old and apathetic more than anything else. I can’t read it without seeing how the characters are all, essentially, fuck ups, how they’re deluding themselves into seeing meaning that not only isn’t there for anyone else, but isn’t even really there for themselves.

It’s just depressing, really. This book used to make me excited, now it just makes me sad.

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oooookay, then

In neo-Soviet Russia, teen sex has you.

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Tech Support Tips

Okay, so, I’m not the l33test haxx0r in the box, but I’m pretty decent with a computer error or two. A friend of mine is having some trouble with her PC, and I thought I’d offer some tips for people who need help, on behalf of those of us who are asked to give it.

  1. Don’t download .exe files from Limewire.
  2. When your computer starts acting up, note whether you’ve recently installed any new software or hardware.
  3. You want something to kill spyware other than the Norton your computer came with. No, really, you do.
  4. Installing a wireless card counts as “recently installing any new software or hardware.” Tell me.
  5. Don’t download .exe files from Limewire.
  6. When you get a blue screen with an error, it might be helpful to write down the error code (at least on the fifteenth time, if not the first) instead of just rebooting it and then complaining to me.
  7. Use Firefox. Internet Explorer secretly hates you and is messing around with Bonsai Buddy when you’re out of town.
  8. Seriously, stop downloading .exe files from Limewire, I don’t care how badly you want to play the Sims.
  9. And finally, when I suggest you do something, actually do it instead of saying you did and it’s still not working. Because all geeks are psychic, man. We’ll know.
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Bat-Gua

Ever wonder about the feng shui of Wayne manor?

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Poetic

I added a bunch of new poems: 1, 2, 3, 4

And my new favorite:
Be Movie

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Only Mostly Dead

I finished the last book in an excellent series this weekend — and no, it’s not what you’re thinking. I finished Garth Nix‘s Abhorsen Trilogy this morning, and ripped through a novella in the same universe as well.

The first book in the series, Sabriel, is actually one I’ve owned for several months. It finally worked its way up to the top of the pile of books I read before bed. At first I dawdled through it, as it starts off like a fairly standard coming-of-age fantasy story (albeit in a very interesting world). About halfway through, I realized I’d been up for an hour reading it and I gave in and took it to work the next day. The metaphysics are well done; Sabriel is an Abhorsen, someone who can walk in both life and death and whose job is to make the dead behave themselves. I never doubted the geography of death that Nix describes, and the magic seemed both fresh and internally consistent. There were elements of the ending that genuinely surprised me, always a nice change in YA fiction.

Only a few chapters from the end, I skipped down to the used bookstore and picked up the second book, Lirael: Daughter of the Clayr, just in time. I was initially unsure about it because Nix decided to skip close to twenty years between the first and second books, but the titular heroine, Lirael, was a strong enough character that I didn’t really mind after the first few chapters. To a large degree, the book is about Lirael’s search for a place for herself in the world, and in that respect it succeeded very well. Lirael was both strong and sympathetic, and I found myself respecting her a great deal. I was less pleased with the secondary narrative, which follows Prince Sameth, Sabriel’s son and the apprentice Abhorsen, in his own journey to define himself. Sameth is the sort of character who often makes me cringe when they are the stars of novels — the kind that make you wince because you can watch just how badly they’re screwing everything up with every step they take and make you want to shake them firmly. Luckily, the writing quality and the A-plot were enough to make the book as a whole enjoyable.

I’ll admit the opening of Abhorsen put me off. I won’t tell you why, as it’s a major spoiler, but suffice to say that shocking things happening in the prologue tend to disrupt my interest in a book. It recovered well, though, and I was able to identify much more with Sameth in this book. It’s here that he properly comes into himself as a character and as a young man (and it was about time, too). The ending was more than satisfying.

I highly recommend you check these books out, and I know quite a few of you are looking for new books now…

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Duck, Duck, Frog

More rubber ducks. What’s up with that?

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But Captain!

Rocket launchers are like cannons! Who cares if they’re period?

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Worth Mourning

I was browing around my alma mater’s website yesterday and I came across a notice that one of my college professors had passed away. This man was by no means close to me. I rarely saw him outside of classes or office hours, yet I was sad to hear of his death.

Part of the reaction is that he was’t really very old. He was certainly not a young man, but I’ve had much older professors in my time. In that respect, it comes as a surprise. No doubt part of it is the shock of finding out quite by accident as well.

I suspect that a third part, however, is that the loss of people we know reminds us of our own mortality. It’s not unlike the effect in a high school when someone dies — often a student, often violently — and the entire school seems to be shocked and grief-stricken. I was a cynical bastard in high school (so unlike today! ha.) and wasn’t bothered by the almost yearly death of a jock or cheerleader or popular kid, but many of my classmates who barely knew these people were. The issue was not really who had died, though, but the fact that someone had. Most of us haven’t experienced much death during our teen years and sometimes not even into our twenties. I only had one close friend and small number of people in the same social circles die while I was in college. Each one was unnerving, as much because I cared about them as because college a time and place so focused on the future, we don’t expect it.

I’m working on a section about Chinese alchemy for Ming Yun and of course the discussion there is always about the Elixir of Immortality. Mythology is full of immortals and those who pursue immortality. It’s an idea that’s always fascinated me – because it scares me. For some reason, since I was small, immortality has been synonymous with mind-numbing boredom in my mind, and nothing scares me more than boredom.

(I know that sounds ridiculous, but I’m serious. The reason I stayed out of detention in school was because it was so fucking boring sitting there for two hours, not allowed to do anything. It’s like sensory deprivation torture for me, I can’t stand it.)

The awareness of death is shocking when we come upon it, and human nature is to instinctively recoil from death and seek the so-called comfort of immortality. How much of grief is shock and how much of it is genuine loss of the person? It’s hard to tell. All grief is an opportunity for self-reflection, I think. It’s the best test of belief and faith; if you believe in a heaven and a forgiving god, or some other afterlife (though perhaps not the dusty Babylonian afterlife or the miserable Greek one), death should be easier to accept. If you cannot believe that someone is in a better place even though the tenets of your religion say they should be, perhaps there’s something lacking in your faith that you should consider more deeply.

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